By Barnacle of ADK
Some genius of a person (tear rolls down) was thinking way ahead of his time and came up with a brilliant code word in the sight of all.
The wingmen so many a times depend on the great magical powers of alcohol to get their bro’s some hoes (Do not mean to be derogatory it just rhymed). But saying “let’s get her drunk” was too crude like hitting the woman with a club like in the stone ages to get laid. One or two or a group of wingmen with an eagle’s vision racked up their heads to come up with a term which will give the bro a helping hand and the woman in perfect mood.
Cocktails just a brilliant term: Two Words
COCK TAILS
Get the lady a COCKTAIL is the green signal for the bro while the warning bell is MOCKTAIL.
Now understanding the terms: -
COCKTAIL means the woman is looking for a good time while Mocktail just a CONVERSATION!
How the historic moment of discovering of term came about: -
Dude dude
We should totally have a code word
Yea like for some hitting on a girl
Or I need to get busy with that girl
Yea
COCK TAIL
Gentlemen we are going down history!
I salute the great thinkers. Thanks to them life is a little sorted! Cheers!
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Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
The Gay Right Uprising Around the world
Why the government’s are ‘legalizing’ it
Humans are mammals, and some of them find solace where rarely would a straight man go except in the morning. But that’s something I don’t really care about, but the sudden realization of the world governments. Whoops! Let’s not forget the Gay Rights!
Yes! You fought long and hard for these rights, you deserve it (blabbers a little more)…. What’s your point? Good question, Imaginary person frustrated at my poor writing skills.
What I am trying to say is the Gay Rights caught a fancy a bit too easy and at all the wrong times.
I am sorry to say this (Actually I am not) but the whole Rights issue was a big time distraction from the actual shit happening in the background. Bills were passed behind closed doors and no-one even knew about it.
Why are you talking about this? Good Question. Now very irritated and about to kill me reader of a blog where he doesn’t why he ended up!
The reason I brought this issue up is for many reasons, there is a lesson to be learnt here. If Gay rights are finally a reality we should pressure for other things mainly:
1. Legalization of porn,
2. Right to Strip-Clubs,
3. Marijuana instead of cigarettes,
4. Right to have no rights or duties,
5. Regulation of prostitution,
6. Getting proper definition of a child (Read: Child Labor and drinking laws).
These are just some random things I want...! The whole point of discussing this is only to talk timing of when to hit the system hard. And my motto will be, “Be the distraction, and get the diversion done.”
For example: -
The next terrorist attack lets not say no to terrorism, let’s say yes to Marijuana. Let’s not blame the Babu’s let us just say I denounce my rights and the duties towards this state, unless you do your bloody duties. The state has us frustrated, like a smart woman pointed out to me over and over again, “Indians are sexually frustrated!”
For once, I would like to thank gay guys for showing us the way.
Humans are mammals, and some of them find solace where rarely would a straight man go except in the morning. But that’s something I don’t really care about, but the sudden realization of the world governments. Whoops! Let’s not forget the Gay Rights!
Yes! You fought long and hard for these rights, you deserve it (blabbers a little more)…. What’s your point? Good question, Imaginary person frustrated at my poor writing skills.
What I am trying to say is the Gay Rights caught a fancy a bit too easy and at all the wrong times.
I am sorry to say this (Actually I am not) but the whole Rights issue was a big time distraction from the actual shit happening in the background. Bills were passed behind closed doors and no-one even knew about it.
Why are you talking about this? Good Question. Now very irritated and about to kill me reader of a blog where he doesn’t why he ended up!
The reason I brought this issue up is for many reasons, there is a lesson to be learnt here. If Gay rights are finally a reality we should pressure for other things mainly:
1. Legalization of porn,
2. Right to Strip-Clubs,
3. Marijuana instead of cigarettes,
4. Right to have no rights or duties,
5. Regulation of prostitution,
6. Getting proper definition of a child (Read: Child Labor and drinking laws).
These are just some random things I want...! The whole point of discussing this is only to talk timing of when to hit the system hard. And my motto will be, “Be the distraction, and get the diversion done.”
For example: -
The next terrorist attack lets not say no to terrorism, let’s say yes to Marijuana. Let’s not blame the Babu’s let us just say I denounce my rights and the duties towards this state, unless you do your bloody duties. The state has us frustrated, like a smart woman pointed out to me over and over again, “Indians are sexually frustrated!”
For once, I would like to thank gay guys for showing us the way.
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