Face-Boob

Music, Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll is something that resonated in the minds of once brothers in a group called Self Confessed Freaks...Dream Shredded into tiny zillion pieces by a single girl who raided our lives! I tried to glance back in anger but instead came up with a theory... I like to call Face-Boob Theory!

Barney states a thousand times in the Bro Code that you can hit on a girl when: -

1) Your Bro called on her first,

2) If the girl is anyway related to your bro is related to her in past, Present or        undecided future. (Also includes wife, girl-friend, etc.) 

3) If your bro 'loves' her.

I am guilty on all this three charges of the bro code which in case of wingman philosophy is held in the highest esteem; but there are loop-holes which I realized when I did something really bad to a certain individual I like to call Mick Nitra!

Mick 'was' a great friend and I broke the bro code in with a certain anonymous female he was dating at that point of time; the incident took place around 4 months ago.

Mick never got over the girl and hence the cracks in our friendship just got deeper and deeper; a thoroughly confused soul that Mick is he doesn't know his source of anger after the stale event! This point itself is a mystery in itself.

I tried to analyze Mr. Nitra’s problem and there was one conclusion that I found;

As Mr. Stinson had mentioned to Marshall,

You cannot get over a girl when: -

1) When you picture her face whenever you do something stimulating ;),

2) And cannot stop picturing her boobs unless you see more and remove her stale relationship boobs from your mind!

Maybe Mick suffers from one or both of these syndromes; and hence has found it perfectly viable to give in to the demands of human species having both the necessary variables! Which I did try fulfilling.

My suggestion to Mick is see a lot of pretty faces and some awesome boobs and you would know Barney was right! Maybe there happens to be something mystical thing called love, but there is nothing a good Whiskey and a girl can't cure!

FACE-BOOB EX Bro!!

 From the old Barney Blog 

The Gay Right Uprising Around the world

Why the government’s are ‘legalizing’ it

Humans are mammals, and some of them find solace where rarely would a straight man go except in the morning. But that’s something I don’t really care about, but the sudden realization of the world governments. Whoops! Let’s not forget the Gay Rights!

Yes! You fought long and hard for these rights, you deserve it (blabbers a little more)…. What’s your point? Good question, Imaginary person frustrated at my poor writing skills.
What I am trying to say is the Gay Rights caught a fancy a bit too easy and at all the wrong times.

I am sorry to say this (Actually I am not) but the whole Rights issue was a big time distraction from the actual shit happening in the background. Bills were passed behind closed doors and no-one even knew about it.

Why are you talking about this? Good Question. Now very irritated and about to kill me reader of a blog where he doesn’t why he ended up!

The reason I brought this issue up is for many reasons, there is a lesson to be learnt here. If Gay rights are finally a reality we should pressure for other things mainly:
1. Legalization of porn,
2. Right to Strip-Clubs,
3. Marijuana instead of cigarettes,
4. Right to have no rights or duties,
5. Regulation of prostitution,
6. Getting proper definition of a child (Read: Child Labor and drinking laws).

These are just some random things I want...! The whole point of discussing this is only to talk timing of when to hit the system hard. And my motto will be, “Be the distraction, and get the diversion done.”

For example: -

The next terrorist attack lets not say no to terrorism, let’s say yes to Marijuana. Let’s not blame the Babu’s let us just say I denounce my rights and the duties towards this state, unless you do your bloody duties. The state has us frustrated, like a smart woman pointed out to me over and over again, “Indians are sexually frustrated!”

For once, I would like to thank gay guys for showing us the way.