Friday, March 26, 2010

The Gay Right Uprising Around the world

Why the government’s are ‘legalizing’ it

Humans are mammals, and some of them find solace where rarely would a straight man go except in the morning. But that’s something I don’t really care about, but the sudden realization of the world governments. Whoops! Let’s not forget the Gay Rights!

Yes! You fought long and hard for these rights, you deserve it (blabbers a little more)…. What’s your point? Good question, Imaginary person frustrated at my poor writing skills.
What I am trying to say is the Gay Rights caught a fancy a bit too easy and at all the wrong times.

I am sorry to say this (Actually I am not) but the whole Rights issue was a big time distraction from the actual shit happening in the background. Bills were passed behind closed doors and no-one even knew about it.

Why are you talking about this? Good Question. Now very irritated and about to kill me reader of a blog where he doesn’t why he ended up!

The reason I brought this issue up is for many reasons, there is a lesson to be learnt here. If Gay rights are finally a reality we should pressure for other things mainly:
1. Legalization of porn,
2. Right to Strip-Clubs,
3. Marijuana instead of cigarettes,
4. Right to have no rights or duties,
5. Regulation of prostitution,
6. Getting proper definition of a child (Read: Child Labor and drinking laws).

These are just some random things I want...! The whole point of discussing this is only to talk timing of when to hit the system hard. And my motto will be, “Be the distraction, and get the diversion done.”

For example: -

The next terrorist attack lets not say no to terrorism, let’s say yes to Marijuana. Let’s not blame the Babu’s let us just say I denounce my rights and the duties towards this state, unless you do your bloody duties. The state has us frustrated, like a smart woman pointed out to me over and over again, “Indians are sexually frustrated!”

For once, I would like to thank gay guys for showing us the way.

4 comments:

  1. The whole world is sexually frustrated, either too much of it and it isnt fun anymore or none at all. Its just that we indians are so many, and were always under the scanner. And i dont see the point of all this homosexual marriage etc. i have a feeling that the legal contract of marriage is a fucking scam. All ppl get married for in the world today is so that they dont separate else they would have to undergo compensation. The so called bond of love and marriage has become a joke, and its not funny.
    Now theres a whole new thing that these homosexual couples are demanding, death insurance claim over either partner. Sad that there's no humanity left in us.

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  2. Look...there's a very simple thing... marijuana, strip clubs, porn, prostitution, child labour, under-age drinking...ALLLLLL of this is already happening..without you and i 'having' to 'fight' for it... so you want to be a fool and bring the authorities' attention to all this by wanting to legalize it???? please... dont put us all in trouble, man.
    AND...
    gay rights happened for the simple reason that a huge faction of people found it disgusting and opposed it...so gays had to fight..uhmmm and they won...
    BUT...
    we dont need to fight, boy. because all that you have listed is actually 'liked' and 'enjoyed' by a huge faction of people...

    SO... kindly live and let live.

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  3. And, by the way, indians are not sexually frustrated. they are sexually inhibited. and this leads to frustration because we are a nation of highly libidinous individuals. which is strange considering the fact that we are the ones who have invented varied sexual positions and other stuff...
    oh... babu's are never going to perform their duties... i mean we can implore, threaten, attack, terrorize...do whatever the fuck we want to... :-)

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  4. Real person is also frustrated at your writing. Consider this logically... diversion via distraction is the oldest and most worn out trick in the book. all we need to do is just chup chaap go with the flow. do things as we have been doing all these years and not getting caught.
    I agree that indians are sexually frustrated. but a small percentage of them. because the rest of them are like - really getting it on, even whilst i key these words.
    you think there's just one savita bhabhi??? sigh. there are lakhs and lakhs of them... taking care of theirs' and others' frustrations...

    PS... I like this Anonymous person. Whoever he may be.

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