By Barnacle of ADK
Some genius of a person (tear rolls down) was thinking way ahead of his time and came up with a brilliant code word in the sight of all.
The wingmen so many a times depend on the great magical powers of alcohol to get their bro’s some hoes (Do not mean to be derogatory it just rhymed). But saying “let’s get her drunk” was too crude like hitting the woman with a club like in the stone ages to get laid. One or two or a group of wingmen with an eagle’s vision racked up their heads to come up with a term which will give the bro a helping hand and the woman in perfect mood.
Cocktails just a brilliant term: Two Words
COCK TAILS
Get the lady a COCKTAIL is the green signal for the bro while the warning bell is MOCKTAIL.
Now understanding the terms: -
COCKTAIL means the woman is looking for a good time while Mocktail just a CONVERSATION!
How the historic moment of discovering of term came about: -
Dude dude
We should totally have a code word
Yea like for some hitting on a girl
Or I need to get busy with that girl
Yea
COCK TAIL
Gentlemen we are going down history!
I salute the great thinkers. Thanks to them life is a little sorted! Cheers!
heh heh heh...
ReplyDeletetrust me, dude..women these days are way above cocktails and mocktails... they'll have you upsized and downsized before you even complete the cocktail or mocktail statement... for all you know there might be codes even in their circuit...
but i liked the post... nice. :-)
How obvious can you get with this code? But then of course the hunt is for a dumb woman who'll fall it. So yeah... since its all about sex...why should the brains matter... right???
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